Not the Gentoo Linux Newsletter, Π edition

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?



How to grow minions

Recruiting for runaways

If you are involved in an Open Source Project you may have wanted to recruit more minions to do your bidding. Those are especially useful when you want new features implemented or some old bugs squished. So there are two similar goals you have to work with - keeping your old minions and aquiring new ones.
Of course this is not The List Of Things To Do. Consider it some ideas you may wish to adapt and change as needed ... Don't forget: it's supposed to be fun. Make it so.

Gentoo as a religion?

Passion in the community

For a long time there have been many people vocally representing Gentoo wherever they found a way. Be it forums, mailing lists, blogs or just random evangelism towards friends, family and pets. So what motivates people to defend Gentoo almost religiously? What drives people like the amarok lead markey to get a tattoo of their favourite project? If you have any ideas please don't tell us at our chainmail address

Portage needs you!

There's a great project at the center of Gentoo. It is the portage package manager, the application every Gentoo user will use whenever he (or she, or it, or in the case of the little grey men, eeekityeeeeeeekityfloop) wishes to install or remove software. It is a nice mix of Python (easy to learn) and Bash (which will help you with random Unix administration tasks). While the codebase is not as clean and well-designed as some people wish it has held up great over time, which can be attributed to the maintainers. For quite a long time most of the contributions came from Zac Medico, a code-machine that relentlessy improves and refactors portage. There are many other contributors that should not go nameless, but suffices to say that they rock hard. Without them there wouldn't be a reliable package manager that just does what we want.
If you want to help there are so many ways that there's just no excuse not to.
If you are still unsure what to do just send a nice motivational mail either to the maintainers or to the Gentoo PR team. Every bit of motivation you send will be invested into the greatest distribution and the greatest package manager, with an expected 7% revenue p.a.

Random Websites that help your Gentooooooo

Gentoo in the Press

DNS benchmarks

Here are some benchmarks of different OSes. And as expected Gentoo rocks at serving DNS queries - it's the fastest of the bunch!

Gentoo in c't magazine

German c't magazine noticed drobbins' offer (3/08, page 50) and notices that in a forums poll most users were for that offer. Hmmm ...

Overheard on IRC

< pkgcore-bot> started build 5 for pkgcore: "typo correction, round two; actually spell dependencies correctly (no more commiting at 11pm it seems); thanks indirectly to lolgentoo.blogspot.com for pointing it out."...
<+kojiro> "If you find yourself doing something really stupid, and you know it's stupid, you're probably working around a problem you should actually _solve_."

Tips&Tricks: Emacs

(setq require-final-newline t)
(defalias 'perl-mode 'cperl-mode)
(setq cperl-hairy t)
(setq visible-bell t)
(setq whitespace-auto-cleanup t)
(setq whitespace-check-trailing-whitespace t)
(setq cperl-highlight-variables-indiscriminately t)

And now emacs is double the fun!

How shit happens

A small parable

In the beginning was the Plan and then came the Assumption.
And the Assumptions were without form, and the Plan was completely without substance, and darkness was upon the faces of the workers.
And they spoke amongst themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And the workers went unto their supervisors and sayeth, "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the managers went unto their directors and sayeth, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the directors spoke among themselves saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the directors went unto their vice presidents to sayeth unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the vice presidents went unto the president and sayeth unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company, and these areas in particular." And the president looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy
And this is how Shit Happens.

Things not to do to your Gentoo

Random stats

Thanks to armin76 who was the first to inform us here's some random statistics, generated with "qcache" from portage-utils.

+-------------------------+
|   general statistics    |
+-------------------------+
| architectures |      16 |
|    categories |     151 |
|      packages |   12371 |
|       ebuilds |   25313 |
+-------------------------+

+----------------------------------------------------------+
|                   keyword distribution                   |
+----------------------------------------------------------+
| architecture |  stable |   ~arch |   total | total/#pkgs |
|              |         |    only |         |             |
+----------------------------------------------------------+
|        alpha |    3464 |     581 |    4045 |      32.70% |
|        amd64 |    6564 |    3927 |   10491 |      84.80% |
|          arm |    1593 |      68 |    1661 |      13.43% |
|         hppa |    2232 |     581 |    2813 |      22.74% |
|         ia64 |    3099 |     639 |    3738 |      30.22% |
|         m68k |     487 |       9 |     496 |       4.01% |
|         mips |    1312 |     466 |    1778 |      14.37% |
|          ppc |    6102 |    2860 |    8962 |      72.44% |
|        ppc64 |    3289 |     712 |    4001 |      32.34% |
|    ppc-macos |      42 |     109 |     151 |       1.22% |
|         s390 |    1196 |      44 |    1240 |      10.02% |
|           sh |    1409 |      37 |    1446 |      11.69% |
|        sparc |    4663 |    1360 |    6023 |      48.69% |
|   sparc-fbsd |       0 |     304 |     304 |       2.46% |
|          x86 |    9100 |    3105 |   12205 |      98.66% |
|     x86-fbsd |       0 |    2339 |    2339 |      18.91% |
+----------------------------------------------------------+
So that's how big your Gentoo is these days ... feel free to make it even more cromulent and embiggened!

Mail

Here's the headlines of some of the mail we got:

Medications that you need.
Doctors Use This Too

Hmm, I don't see how that helps us write a newsletter ... but drugs are cool I guess.
Software in many languages!
Have software instantly!

Hmm, that reads like some Open Source Propaganda. Who would finance that? But as long as it gets the Good Word to the People it's ok. Freedom ueber alles!
Get the cheapest software offer!
Now this one is confusing, I thought it was all for free?

Achtung (nachrichtenzahl: VO888487077GK)
Alle aufgepasst! Wichtige Nachricht! But what is it? And why would we care?

License and attribution

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